Bater

One who dedicates his/her life to strive for a better bate.

Not to be confused with Masturbator, a common Wanker.

"Whoa, Jon's such a Bater we can only marvel at the power of his bate!"

by Merkabian October 26, 2004

Bater

A questionably black man who drives a tan 3 door beat up honda sporting jeans and a black hoodie. Exposes himself to the residents of Elon University in the wee hours of the night.

Lauren screamed when she walked into her apartment and the bater was sitting on her couch naked masterbating

by Elon Dude October 26, 2010

Bater

An extremely big-headed person. Or one who's head is un proportionaly large to their body.

"Dude do you see that bater over there?"

by Andrew Fabry January 29, 2009

Bater

Def 1: A beholder of the titty. A woman, chick, babe, or bittie.

Def 2: Baters - The titties themselves

Def 1: I need to snag some baters.

Def 2: I need to smack some baters around.

by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011

Bater

One who constantly bates

Man, that Nick Friedman is a real bater - E Dub

by A startled non bater August 10, 2010

Bater

A horny mamal who is said to originate in southern california, but claims to be hawaiian. Is known to talk non stop and very annoying at times. Is notorious for using phrases like: "bwah!" and "I am from Hawaii"

Man that Bater ate all of my food and then he

by the look July 10, 2003

Bater

A hater of Bon Jovi. Often has no real life so they turn all of their aggression to a awesome band that obviously is way cooler than they are.

Jack: I hate Bon Jovi.
Anna: Don't be such a bater jack !!

by sneakysneakymayuri January 25, 2011