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Baconology 

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.
I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology
Baconology by DarthMoose December 11, 2010
Noun, The study of beautiful ladies

related words:
babeologist,
noun
someone who studies beautiful ladies
Random guy: yo im gonna take biology in high school

Alex: wow man thats homo ima study babeology
Babeology by Alex Tongtong January 15, 2009

bananalogy 

An analogy in which a banana is compared to a penis.
'My banana is bigger than your banana. And by that I'm insinuating that my penis is bigger than your penis. That a bananalogy."
bananalogy by El Plátano September 25, 2009

Barnology 

The appreciation and study of all things cool. Created by accident by the Prophet Barney (Cool Be Unto Him), His disciples from the One Kay and the House of Moba Lee followed in His footsteps, perfecting to art of cool under His supervision. At the end of the first semester that Barney (Cool Be Unto Him) and his followers were together, He looked back at the work they had accomplished. And He said, 'That shit be cray'.
Hell yeah! I've got an offer from the University of Hitchin to read Barnology!
Barnology by Tomahol1 December 10, 2014
I'm gonna go study some "babeology"
babeology by Bookunessu October 24, 2008
the study of beautiful, big assed, nice boobed babes
"Yeah I'm studying babeology as my major this year in college."
babeology by NickEngmann January 19, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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