Barnology 

The appreciation and study of all things cool. Created by accident by the Prophet Barney (Cool Be Unto Him), His disciples from the One Kay and the House of Moba Lee followed in His footsteps, perfecting to art of cool under His supervision. At the end of the first semester that Barney (Cool Be Unto Him) and his followers were together, He looked back at the work they had accomplished. And He said, 'That shit be cray'.

Hell yeah! I've got an offer from the University of Hitchin to read Barnology!

Barnology by Tomahol1 December 10, 2014

Barology 

The study of breaking down complex and entertaining verses or (bars) of Rap Music, indicating a specific line or (bar) of a standard 16 bar piece of paper.

I had to study Barology in order to understand the (bars) in Eminem’s new song

Barology by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

brology 

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

brology by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”

Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"

He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish

bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

Barology 

The study of entertaining and complex Rap verses, or rather the specific (bars) of each verse. Bars referring to the 16 bars on a standard piece of writing paper, and Ology referring to the study of something

It would take someone who studies Barology to understand that verse in Eminem’s new single

Barology by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

Burtology 

Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.

Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!

Burtology by Burtology June 1, 2010