baayes

a bunch of guys who sit around in a room tell jokes and stories of past experiences. baayes may be red head french or any other mix of nationalities. smoke alot of weed and smell alot of percocet. write on fridges, punch holes in walls, smash a full table of beer bottles and sometimes hook up with dirty chicks. overall good group of people.

those baayes got so john'd and dolly'd last night.

by Bear Dick March 9, 2009

Bayest

'Best' pronounced awesomely

We had the bayest time on a boat

by UBYAKE January 4, 2010

bayes' theorem

A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.

Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem

by AlbertiBass October 4, 2019

babyesh

A spoiled rotten child, or ankle biting animal, that is loved beyond sane measures by a Caribbean woman.

Stitchy be a good boy. Stop bitin'. Don't worry, he's just a babyesh.

by marshamartian April 25, 2011

babyes

a term used while playing mainly among us although it can be used during any social game in which you have to call out a liar. babyes refers to a supernatural being who guides one's self to the truth about who the liar is. babyes is always right. the worst travesty, sin, and crime, is when a man/woman lies about having babyes' aid. when babyes is absolutely certain that he is correct he will make you unconsciously say/type 'babyes, kill my man' this will prompt the other players to vote the suspect 99.99999999999999999999999999999999% of the time
babyes is also a professional hitman

"guys, red has been pretty sus. lets vote him out."
"no, its green. babyes told me"

by the guy who takes content January 14, 2021

Spencer Bayes

A big fag who likes it in the butthole and loves arabian goggles.

Yo home dog did you see that big ass fag Spencer Bayes anywhere he owes me a Blow Job.

by Kyle Little May November 28, 2010

Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021