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A golden yacht for every billionaire
A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.
A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012
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Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003
billzoned
A phrase that the popular streamer "Billzo" says. It means that you have been tricked- duped- absolutely shit on by Billzo, who will laugh at your expense in the way only a bisexual man could.
(gets trolled by Billzo)
Billzo: GET BILLZONED
Billzo: YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME ON HER CELLPHONE
Billzo: SHE GOT MY VOICE AS HER RINGTONE
Billzo: GET BILLZONED
Billzo: YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME ON HER CELLPHONE
Billzo: SHE GOT MY VOICE AS HER RINGTONE
billzoned by trash child November 9, 2021
4 Billion
Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?
What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!
4 Billion by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008
D Billions
D Billions is a nursery rhyme channel platform that uploads stupid nursery rhymes for babies and kids
like that tiktok they used a D Billions popular nursery rhyme and it's my name is
go search that nursery rhyme but add it with the word D Billions
the song goes like this:
My nAmE Is cHiCkY! ChIcKy cHicKy cHiCkY,
like that tiktok they used a D Billions popular nursery rhyme and it's my name is
go search that nursery rhyme but add it with the word D Billions
the song goes like this:
My nAmE Is cHiCkY! ChIcKy cHicKy cHiCkY,
hey have you ever heard of this channel called D Billions?
yes they upload weird nursery rhymes and in some of the nursery rhymes the voices can change and it's very odd.
yes they upload weird nursery rhymes and in some of the nursery rhymes the voices can change and it's very odd.
D Billions by holydrugs April 27, 2022
Get billzoned
Your mother called me on her cellphone (hello?) She got my voice as her ring tone, sk-skeleton king got a big throne! These muppets got sent to the ozone (yeah) Married the grind you've been friendzoned (meow)
(FlowBillyShit!)
(FlowBillyShit!)
Get billzoned by AstroIsOffline January 24, 2022
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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