(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.

Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”

B-R-I-A-N Friend by TheTomeOfLuther May 20, 2019

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R.I.B

An acronym for Random Instantaneous Boner. Meaning; when a male gets an erection out of no where and for no reason at all

I was watching grass grow and all of the sudden I got a R.I.B

I was driving in the car with my mom when to our surprise I sprung a monsterous R.I.B

R.I.B by Bloodlesskills September 12, 2014

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B.R.I.N.D.A

B.R.I.N.D.A is strange but addictive drug made from ramen and bubble tea. B.R.I.N.D.A stands for Boba, Ramen, Immense , Nicotine, Devotion, Angst. This drug is 9% cocaine, 11% nicotine, 10% ramen, 10% bubble tea, and 60% teen angst. Mostly used by the talented fanfiction writers of Wattpad studio, B.R.I.N.D.A is a easy way to keep them in peak writing condition. B.R.I.N.D.A can now be used as life support to bring back writers and the fanfiction sequels we love. Common side effects include: Lose of brain cells, to will to life, threats, stans, and long rambling angst stories with no point, joy, or end.

Writer: My story sucks, I'll just add some B.R.I.N.D.A to it.
Anime stans: Wow, this story is great, I'll go state my claims and theories in the comments.
Views: ↑↑↑
Writer: THANKS B.R.I.N.D.A

B.R.I.N.D.A by YeetyBird69 May 27, 2022

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r.b.i.

In baseball, R.B.I. is an acronym for "runs batted in". This occurs when a person who is up to bat successfully hits the ball and causes a player who was on one of the bases to score a run. The batter receives however many R.B.I.'s that there were players who scored runs. The batter does not always need to land safe on a base to score an R.B.I., so long as he isn't the cause of the third and final out of the inning.

The batter hit a ball deep into the outfield while there were two people on base, one on second and one on third. Both scored so the batter got 2 R.B.I.'s, but the batter himself got thrown out at third, causing the second out of the inning.

r.b.i. by magus35 August 6, 2007

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R.B.I.C.

an acronym for Random Boner in Class

Dude I had this mad R.B.I.C. earlier today right before Mrs. Shelton called on me to answer the algebra problem on the white-board.

R.B.I.C. by bonerjams08 November 4, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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