b.o.o.s

B.o.o.s means bent out of shape

They were b.o.o.s because I didn't call back.

by Created for a purpose November 5, 2020

B.O.O.B.S.

B est
O bjects
O f
B aby
S ucking

PEDIATRICIAN: B.O.O.B.S. are better for your baby than a bottle.

21ST CENTURY MOM: This aint the 1950's bitch. No one has time to Breast Feed. Ever heard of BREAST MILK IN A BOTTLE?

by Dr. Rey Joyce Brothers January 2, 2007

B.O.O.F.S

Bureau of office furniture acceptance statistics

Mr Smith is the head of B.O.O.F.S . I Need to tell him how much i hate my office chair.

by irritated pig fetus September 11, 2018

T.A.B.O.S.

Take a big ol' shit.

Sorry I'm late. I had to T.A.B.O.S.

by bitchassnigga January 1, 2008

A.L.B.O.S.

Acronym for A Legit Black Out Sesh- A night when you drink to the point of blacking out.

Blake- "Hey Lance, what are we doing tonight?"

Lance "A.L.B.O.S. baby, look at these gangels bitch, wazzup!"

by Devin Alexis April 19, 2008

B.O.S

B.O.S is an abbreviation for Big Ol' Softie.

A B.O.S is a guy who pretends to be tough but is actually very sensitive if you can get past his emotionless facade.

Girl #1: I heard he is self-centered and doesn't care about anything but sex.

Girl #2: Nope, Coty is a B.O.S!

by Redchestedbirds July 3, 2011

B.O.S.

Black Out Status

Kate: "B.O.S. tonight?"
Kayla: "It's a Thursday, is that even a question?!"

by Danielle Crazy Bitch September 18, 2010