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B.O.O.B.S. 

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PEDIATRICIAN: B.O.O.B.S. are better for your baby than a bottle.

21ST CENTURY MOM: This aint the 1950's bitch. No one has time to Breast Feed. Ever heard of BREAST MILK IN A BOTTLE?
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B.O.B.S. 

(n.) an acronym for Busted Out Butthole Syndrome, or in otherwords a prolapsed rectum. Frequently attributed to entirely too much buttfucking or inserting foreign objects into the colon.
Ned: When I saw Felix in the showers down at the gym, bro...well at first I thought he had a tail! Here it turns out the last six inches of his colon were hanging out his asshole!

Phil: What....ain't you ever seen a case of B.O.B.S. up close and personal?
B.O.B.S. by Blenderhead1991 May 5, 2009
Related Words
For a world class tittyfuck, she let me lube her jugs up so she would have some B.O.B.s.
B.O.B.s by Redsonjaoriginal January 14, 2015
B.o.o.s means bent out of shape
They were b.o.o.s because I didn't call back.
b.o.o.s by Created for a purpose November 5, 2020

B.O.B.'s 

-pronounced "bobs"-

Bottom Of The Bin fries best known as some FUCKED UP fries.
(Getting home from McDonald's)

"Man them muthafuckas gave me some B.O.B.'s!"
B.O.B.'s by Tha 1ne May 15, 2006
ED: My nigga i just stubbed my fucking toe
Jerome: Why the fuck are you B.O.B.S right now it will heal
B.O.B.S by B.O.B.S August 14, 2014

M.O.B.S. 

Money Over Bull Shit. For those who don't stop for nobody's BS and are stayin focused on gettin that doe.
M.O.B.S. bitches!
M.O.B.S. by SouloCutz May 13, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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