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b.a.t.m.a.n.

- blow air through my nose
- a term people use instead of saying “lmao” or “lol”
- when you read something funny changes are your not “rolling on the floor laughing,” you lit j breathing out your nose
- this is a word made by westlake kiddos
*texting in group chat*
Jim: attachment: 1 video
Josh: BAHAHAHAAHHA
Kim: lmaoooo
me: b.a.t.m.a.n.

(you don’t have to use the periods, in fact pls don’t)
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B.A.T.M.A.N.

Big.
Angry.
Testostoronefueled.
Man.
Attacking.
at Night.
Damn he is a B.A.T.M.A.N.
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
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Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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