b.a.r.f. 

noun. accronim for bomb ass regs f(r)iends. (friend or fiend)

Man, Alice and Lindsey are two of the best B.A.R.F.s I've seen in a while.

Brian, don't be such a BARF, get some crip.

b.a.r.f. by nightrider420 October 15, 2006

B.A.R.F

B.A.R.F stands for "Bitch Ass Retarded Faggot", see "bitch ass", "retarded" and "faggot" for more information

Jerome failed to get the huzz, acting too shy and pussy like to interact with her for more than 3 seconds, but he will fuck his homies in the butt cripple style without a second thought, therefore he is a B.A.R.F

B.A.R.F by mart60 December 10, 2025

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat) 

This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.

Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat) by Dr. J ready to play January 14, 2010

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

F.U.B.A.R

A total disaster.

F*cked up beyond all recognition
F*cked up beyond all repair

It's F.U.B.A.R.
or
FUBAR!

F.U.B.A.R by TessB4 May 9, 2006

F.U.B.A.R.

Fucked up beyond all recognition

The guy in the accident is Fubar.

F.U.B.A.R. by Mike April 8, 2003

F.U.B.A.R.

A non formal military acronym commonly used ever since the first world war: Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

F.U.B.A.R. by HackMan April 17, 2003