Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color.

the act of having a penis in your mouth while simultaneously tossing his/her salad while he/she defacates onto a goat; a rim/blowjob if you will (extra points for making noises come from the goat)

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster justine ayres."

justine ayres by G.Parker December 29, 2007

Get merch

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

japanese house arrest by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

Get merch

Ayessa

Ayessa is smart,beautiful,talented. She has her hard times but she also makes people happy. She is fille with potential and enthusiasm.

She’s a strong girl and she’s one fighter. She also cares for the people that she loves like her friends and family.

Ayessa is the best friend that I could ever ask for

Ayessa by Erika.guevarra October 29, 2018

Get merch

adrien she’s just a friend agreste

Nickname for the one and only Adrien Agreste.
Marinette is the love of his life, but he does not know that bc he’s an oblivious dumbass, so he friend zones her.

“me, go after marinette? no, she’s just a friend!”
“she’s a very good friend”
“she’s just a friend”

adrien she’s just a friend agreste strikes again

adrien she’s just a friend agreste by shmeatie August 18, 2019

Get merch

Shuffle