Ayres

An AWESOME person who you need to be friends with!!!
Ayres's are smart, and funny and weird girls want to do him all the time.
-Should I be friends with an Ayres?
- Of COURSE!
by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011
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Mallory

A super ugly soccer player that can't get any guys and is super short and ugly. She is also very short and ugly. Did I mention she plays soccer?
Ew! don't make me sit with that Mallory over there!
by mickeymouseclubber October 27, 2011
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Caleb Wagner

A friend you do not want to have. He is a jerk and will leave you to hang out with "cooler" people when he is really not cool at all
Do NOT be friends with that Caleb Wagner
by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011
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