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Death of jumping out of an airplane

Oh man she jumped out an airplane! She ayerfed

ayerf by The coolest dude evaaa December 30, 2020

Mikael Akerfeldt 

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.

'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

Mikael Akerfeldt by Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax September 30, 2008

ayerie hole 

Affliction of the anal ring, often induced by not changing boxers for several days, or often follows a trip to the toilet after a night on the beer.

Leads to uncomfort from itching to hindering walking.

"Ah man I just dominated the toilet, but i feel i could have ayerie hole after it"

"Hey pass me the cream, I've ayerie hole"

ayerie hole by Martak Meanianski July 30, 2009

Ayerim

If you ever met Ayerim,your the luckiest person on the planet.If she ever says she loves you,she really means it.Many people have 1 in a trillion to find a person named Ayerim.She will always have your back no matter what.

Ayerim is so awesome

Ayerim by 🥺😂 June 10, 2019

Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.

Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*

Mikael Åkerfeldt by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers 

Nickname for former US President Barack Obama that originates in the Bill Ayers 2008 presidential election controversy. Bill Ayers is a Chicago-based college professor who lived in the same neighborhood in Chicago as Obama and they were friendly with each other. Ayers was a 1960s radical who was a member of the militant leftist group the Weather Underground in his youth.

The fact that he and Obama were on friendly terms, although both men denied being friends, helped fuel right-wing conspiracy theories that Obama was a radical leftist like Ayers and that Ayers had mentored Obama and was guiding Obama to destroy the US from within his position of power. Ayers said that he got along well with Obama when they saw each other at local social events, but that Obama was not a radical, even though he wished that Obama was a radical and that he did not have any influence over Obama's ideology.

The term "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers" is a play on words referencing the popular 90s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air about a young black man who moves to the tony Los Angeles neighborhood of Bel-Air to live with wealthy relatives after getting in trouble in his inner-city neighborhood in West Philadelphia. In this play on words, Obama is the "fresh prince" of radical leftist Bill Ayers who they think is dangerous and now has access to power through Obama. Of course, none of these irrational fears, false claims and conspiracies came to fruition and Obama was a rather moderate president.

Obama is a radical Marxist! He's The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers!

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers by Datch Guy March 9, 2021

Ayer 

ghetto town where the infamous sammi igo lived and made better with her presence before she moved to the even better town of harvard and corrupted their innocent minds

kid: dude, i live in ayer.
other kid: no way! that trippin gurl sammi igo used to live there
kid: ya man! shes the bro-est ayer homie out there!

Ayer by sammi's number one fan May 28, 2011