axreh
your such an axreh, bro!
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Axrhsto atomo
A person with no human rights whatsoever. Should die in a fire and fall off a mountain. Immediately disrespect him/her (mostly her, not sexist though) and spit 'em in the face. If you are brave enough, molest them at 4:20 at night
Axrhsto atomo by Xrhsimo Atomo December 1, 2021
axehandle ass
Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!
Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"
Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
axehandle ass by Juke Boxx Hero November 21, 2011
axehead
A malt liquor available in Canada (Alberta specifically) brewed by Mountain Crest.
It is, inevitably, the world heavyweight champion, King of Kings, of Canadian malt liquors, in terms of Alcohol by volume. it weighs in at a breathtaking 11% ABV, making it the strongest 40 currently available in the world, other than its cousin Rockhead in the US. It is best served ICE COLD and drank very fast straight out of the bottle. The sooner you down it the better, because if you wait too long to finish it it becomes a disgusting licoricey swill. Unfortunately if you drink it way too fast you will become heavily intoxicated. It is a good drink for students, bums, and other low budget drinkers.
It is, inevitably, the world heavyweight champion, King of Kings, of Canadian malt liquors, in terms of Alcohol by volume. it weighs in at a breathtaking 11% ABV, making it the strongest 40 currently available in the world, other than its cousin Rockhead in the US. It is best served ICE COLD and drank very fast straight out of the bottle. The sooner you down it the better, because if you wait too long to finish it it becomes a disgusting licoricey swill. Unfortunately if you drink it way too fast you will become heavily intoxicated. It is a good drink for students, bums, and other low budget drinkers.
(Friends emerge from the valley)
Bum : "ehhh fellas whatcha doin roun here?!?!"
Friend 1: "Just getting drunk"
Bum : "Me too!" (pulls out 40 of axehead)
Bum : "ehhh fellas whatcha doin roun here?!?!"
Friend 1: "Just getting drunk"
Bum : "Me too!" (pulls out 40 of axehead)
axehead by Chachi Mabimba August 15, 2006
axehole
axehole by Woletrap Nayr August 14, 2008
Word of the Day on July 16, 2012
Axehole
Axehole by Wayne Enterprises Inc. December 3, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.