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awww shit or oh shit. used on the soccer fields. similar to awf
*megged* "awsh! im a failure at life"
awsh by hayhay33 October 12, 2008

Awshitfuck 

A show of frustration during the process of getting large pains, such as cramps, stepping on lego's, or it can be used while in an intense moment such as dropping ur dick and trying to catch it, getting hit in the face with a bat, Awshitfuck would be used as in "I couldn't think of 3 words fast enough so I put 3 words together"
Mar: *gets quick scoped in minecraft* Awshitfuck
Somber: tf
Mar: AWSHITFUCK NIGGA
Awshitfuck by Cheerio1203 March 22, 2017

Awshitz gas chamber

When you fart in the shower and you're forced to inhale the putrid gases of your own design.
I had some dank burritos last night after the party, but I woke up this morning and gave myself an Awshitz gas chamber!
Awshitz gas chamber by MKUltr4 October 4, 2016
is what comes from your mouth when you finally realize that at any moment the Federal Police will be a knokin' on your door
... a respected member of parliament for say 17 years has covered up his/her participation in serious crime that's destroyed the lives of many to further his/her career aspirations, deep in sleep one evening he/she wakes up in a sweat jumps out of bed turning into an awkward turtle he/she screams AWSHIT
awshit by JustJane June 19, 2010
A response or phrase to describe one that is completely awesome- in the sense that the said person, memory or moment, was drug induced or inspired.
Bob: Rock chick totally looked at me today! And I found a whole nickel! *collapses*

Casers: Awshroom!
Awshroom by Flowerface November 6, 2008
Awshit is usually used when something really bad happens, or in a case of horrible shock.
Really Bad Event:
Awshit!! My CAR! FUCK YOU, YOU ANAL RENTENTIVE THUNDER CUNT!

Surprise:
Joe: Uhh...Jake? Behind you.
Jake: What, another puppet? *turns around*
Awshit. RUN!!!!
Awshit by Kuznetsov February 19, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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