5 definitions by MKUltr4

two-facebook bitch

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

by MKUltr4 September 11, 2017

When you fart in the shower and you're forced to inhale the putrid gases of your own design.

I had some dank burritos last night after the party, but I woke up this morning and gave myself an Awshitz gas chamber!

by MKUltr4 February 4, 2016

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.

That bitch Jenny wouldn't let me bust in her mouth, so I gave her a hairy dolphin.

by MKUltr4 February 10, 2010

A woman who can take the entire shaft and ballsack in their mouth at the same time.

Wow, look at Jenny go! She's a damn henry gobbler!

by MKUltr4 November 20, 2018

When you drop ass but accidentally poop out the meth from your prison wallet

Alejandro thought he was gonna rip a SBD, but he ended up dropping glass right in front of the guards

by MKUltr4 April 3, 2019