Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MKUltr4

hairy dolphin

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.

That bitch Jenny wouldn't let me bust in her mouth, so I gave her a hairy dolphin.

by MKUltr4 February 10, 2010

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

by MKUltr4 October 7, 2017

A woman who can take the entire shaft and ballsack in their mouth at the same time.

Wow, look at Jenny go! She's a damn henry gobbler!

by MKUltr4 November 20, 2018

When you fart in the shower and you're forced to inhale the putrid gases of your own design.

I had some dank burritos last night after the party, but I woke up this morning and gave myself an Awshitz gas chamber!

by MKUltr4 October 4, 2016

When you drop ass but accidentally poop out the meth from your prison wallet

Alejandro thought he was gonna rip a SBD, but he ended up dropping glass right in front of the guards

by MKUltr4 April 2, 2019