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assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009
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[assfuckery] 

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.
"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."
[assfuckery] by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.
Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.
Asshackery by AGSizzler January 13, 2013

Assfuckery 

I say John, I got up to some total assfuckery last night.
Assfuckery by Poosymonster March 10, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026