awethenticity
awethenticity by GlazeHer March 6, 2022
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authenticity
Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)
authenticity by DJrumination December 13, 2008
nigga authenticity
A scholarly topic of fierce debate. Many master debaters use this topic to get off on their competition.
"Man, did you win the debate yesterday?"
"Nah, bitch brought her nigga authenticity out, and blasted it all over the judges."
"Nah, bitch brought her nigga authenticity out, and blasted it all over the judges."
nigga authenticity by coincarl1995 May 6, 2014
Authenticity
Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.
Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Authenticity by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020
Authenticity
Girl-Check out this bottle of sensory deprivation pills, it helps you clear your head when you want to do shit and have a lot on your mind.
Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Authenticity by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020
Authenticity
This is a term that describes the rare phenomenon when normal sized parties from all over a given area conjoin to create chaos and a night filled with drunken madness. May this night be the one you never forget. May this night be the Project X you can experience only once in your lifetime. May this might be the one you rant to your kids about using it as an example of "what not to do". May this night be... Wait a minute... Let's be real here. You aren't going to remember jack shit from what happened on this given night. Not because you were too fucked up, but because it was just that mind blowing. Now that's authentic...
"Hey man, are you going to Authenticity tonight?"
"Um, is that even a question? Half of the country will be there to witness the most authentic trap house experience that the world has to offer..."
"Woah, that's deep man..."
"No... It's authentic."
"Um, is that even a question? Half of the country will be there to witness the most authentic trap house experience that the world has to offer..."
"Woah, that's deep man..."
"No... It's authentic."
Authenticity by Authenticiity July 9, 2016
Authenticity
Hym “My authenticity was largely fueled by being in close proximity to a retard fucking whore but I was fired because I started to effect her mood (because she should be able to do whatever she wants without ever having to feel bad about it). You can blame her for that... because it’s her fault... fucking whore...”
Authenticity by Hym Iam October 11, 2022
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