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Agendapost 

An internet post, often in the form of a meme, that serves no purpose other than to express the OP's opinions while making no attempt at humor.
Get this agendapost outta here, we want to laugh, not read your fuckin opinions
Agendapost by Dr. Steppon-Legho April 22, 2021
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Asexual agenda

Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.
Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks
Asexual agenda by Sgabello October 11, 2021
Don't get this name mixed with "Amanda" because of how it looks, this is uniqueness at its finest.

The ideal girlfriend :). She is amazing and beautiful, but she doesn't know it. She has a wonderful personality but thinks differently. Around friends, she is very outgoing. but in crowds and around people she doesn't know she is very shy. She is sometimes emotional. You will be lucky to have her as a friend for she is very loyal and trustworthy. You are either on her good side or on her bad side. there are few people she doesn't like. But she can make there lives hell if she wants to. When she says something, you can tell what mood she is in. She tries to help everybody and will give you any advice she can if you need it. She will tell you things you need to hear, and it doesn't matter if you wanna hear it or not. She has many admirers but doesn't know it. If you're lucky enough to be with her, don't screw it up. The feelings she has for someone will last no matter what but there's no telling when they will fade away. She loves you with all her heart. So don't lose her, she is the cure to your depression.
Wow, the loyalty Amenda shows me is indescribable.
I can't believe I'm talking to Amenda right now!
Hey, I saw Amenda yesterday and I think she's cute.
Amenda by yourcrushnotalone December 3, 2018

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.
Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

No Agenda Show 

The Best Podcast In The Universe, starring Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak, and the countless ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there who function as producers.
In The Morning every Thursday and Sunday, this comedic podcast serves to enlighten people resisting the brainwashing of the lamestream media in the categories of news, politics, technology, mac and cheese, and life in general. Unlike television and radio shows, this show is completely listener-supported so that Curry and Dvorak can function without the need to self-censor due to pressure from sponsors.
Our formula is this: we go out; we hit people in the mouth.
-No Agenda Show slogan
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No Agenda Show by wasabiMP March 29, 2015

agendavangelism 

Spirited or hyperbolic messaging of a particular side of an argument or point of view with the intention of furthering your own position or program while claiming altruistic intention.
The senator's passionate rhetoric espousing vaping regulations to "save the children" was shown to be a case of agendavangelism when it was discovered his proposals benefitted his largest campaign contributors in Big Pharma and Big Tobacco.
agendavangelism by Uorazal Apap April 10, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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