awakle

When you’re awakened by a gnome who loves to make you laugh.

Did your husband wake you with an awakle this morning?

Yours too? Mine blew on my stomach!

“Mine sent me a funny story!”

by Hysgar’s Hive March 2, 2024

awakle

Using gnome like humor to awake your loved ones.

Did your husband awakle you this morning?

Yes! He told me funny story!

Lucky, mine blew raspberries on my stomach lol

by Hysgar Puddlewhump March 2, 2024

Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.

"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"

by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.

Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.

by Flare! April 21, 2020

gay awakening

When you fall for someone of the same gender for the first time. It’s scary and wonderful and you lose all control. Your definition of love is redefined and you realize this is what you have been waiting for.

I’ve just had my gay awakening.

by antivalentine July 19, 2018

spring awakening

a kickass musical about coming of age in turn-of-the-cetury germany that opened on broadway at the eugine o'neill theatre in winter of '06. the show was adapted from the book of the same name by frank wedekind. it has a large base of awesome and dedicated fanatics, largely because of the show's risky themes and explicit songs. it features supurb acting and vocal stylings of young actors, all of which are under the age of 24 (in the original cast).

dude #1: hey wanna see spring awakening?

dude #2: is that the one with all of the sex?

concerned friend: so exactly HOW many times have you seen spring awakening?

guilty one/spring junkie: only 11!!! but im rushing it next weekend. and the weekend after. and the weekend after! YAYYYY

by Marianna Whealen May 28, 2007

Spring Awakening Budapest

The lulziest incarnation of the Broadway show Spring Awakening to date. If you go see this, remember to be on the lookout for butter knives, pillows, armless babies, disco cubes, and plenty of bloody sheets. Though statutory rape, boy-on-boy rape, and girl-on-boy rape are all present, we guarantee that you'll be in tears before the Song of Purple Togas!

Person 1: Have you seen Spring Awakening Budapest yet?!
Person 2: Oh my god, yes! The Mirror Blue Bucket was so SYMBOLIC~!

by oleems June 4, 2009