Top definition
Spiritually aware of the universe and it's direct metaphysical connection to one's own being and the connection it host to all life forces.
It was at the moment I was awakened.
by Awakened April 04, 2015
Get the mug
Get a Awakened mug for your mate James.
Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Smooth Brain mug for your friend Abdul.
(Adj) and awakened being is one that has willingly discovered and experienced masturbation
When were you awakened?
When I was twelve experimenting in the bathroom.
by Haydarken November 06, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Awakened neck gaiter and mug.