awakemare

A nightmare, but when you're awake.

Oh shit bruv, I had a fleek awakemare.

awakemare by DJ WALRI October 19, 2020

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Awakemare

A bad dream, but when you are fully conscious.

My guy just had a rough Awakemare.

Awakemare by DJ WALRI October 19, 2020

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A "bad dream"-like state that occurs when you're not actually asleep yet, or when you've just awoken.

"Holy jumpin', I had a bad wakemare this morning. Tried to get out of bed, but couldn't shake terrible thoughts about tax bills and evil cucumbers".

wakemare by Socklamb January 20, 2018

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It's 1 o'clock in the morning:

Jose: hey whatre you doing?

Rapheal: awakeored, you?

awakeored by squidmonger January 10, 2010

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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