Definitions by Flare!
Hey you, you're finally awake
A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
Hey you, you're finally awake by Flare! April 21, 2020
Cheese State
A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.
Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
Cheese State by Flare! April 13, 2020
Is this real life?
Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?
Guy 1: Caught in a landslide
Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?
Guy 1: Caught in a landslide
Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
Is this real life? by Flare! April 2, 2020
ssethtzeentach
A comedy reviewer on Youtube that is a god among men. Like most gods his name is unpronounceable by the common mortal tongue.
Guy1: Have you watched the new ssethtzeentach video? It was great!
Guy2: No, because I have shifted into the other quantum realm where no light can find me.
Guy2: No, because I have shifted into the other quantum realm where no light can find me.
ssethtzeentach by Flare! April 2, 2020
Guy1
A character used in Urban dictionary descriptions to describe how one uses a word. Usually paired with Guy2 or even Guy3