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It's 1 o'clock in the morning:

Jose: hey whatre you doing?

Rapheal: awakeored, you?
awakeored by squidmonger January 10, 2010
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awakened simp 

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid
Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad
awakened simp by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Awakened 

Spiritually aware of the universe and it's direct metaphysical connection to one's own being and the connection it host to all life forces.
It was at the moment I was awakened.
Awakened by Awakened April 4, 2015

Awakened Bahamut 

Average BC player: awakened bahamut can punch the base

Super metal hippo: no

Umbra The Awakened 

Umbra, a personality developed by the impact of a severe attack to Kénji Lescara or a cap of emotions overflowing. He Forms as Kénji but with pure black Armor with darker red energy lines, contrary to kénji’s gray and black Armor with lighter red lines. Umbra possesses a much higher base power level that kénji does and is able to use a modified version of Kénji’s Timebreaker form. Umbra’s Personality is nonexistent as he does not have any emotions of feelings especially when killing. Umbra stands the same height as Kénji, being 7’ 6” along with the same hair color. Another difference is the lack of colored pupils, them being black the same color as his sclera. Umbra as the night gets darker his power slowly increases, in shadows his power is increased more than just in nighttime, the darker the shadow the higher is physical and magical powers are. Umbra is a rare occasion as he doesn't show up much, with his time awakened it doesn't last long, one sure way to awaken umbra is for a lunar to appear.

Umbra is immune to any abilities that effect emotions or abilities associated with emotions as he does not possess any emotions. Attempting to anger umbra is not possible either.
"Umbra The Awakened surpasses us in Power in the darkness, get to the light"

Awakened the beast 

A term used after you finally get laid after a long dry spell and now you want endless amount of D or V.
I finally hooked up with that tinder dude last night. He awakened the beast

AwakenedSTB

Awakened STB wasn't born, he just chose to exist. He doesn't wear watch, he decides what time it is. He doesn't walk, the earth moves underneath him.
Guy 1: hey did you know 'bout AwakenedSTB ??
Guy 2: who wouldn't? he's the type of guy who can figure out how to pause a online game
Guy 1: Amusing, he raised his parents very well
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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