autter 

a bitch boy, who could totally need a good lesson. or a punishment or too.

Your Honestly, Such An Autter. You Know That Right?

autter by Beanieez December 5, 2021

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies 

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.

Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019

Autoerotic Decapitation 

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."

Autoerotic Decapitation by DCarradine April 30, 2014

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

autoerotic hyperventilation 

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.

autoerotic hyperventilation by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

retro-temporal-autoeroticism

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.

if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism

retro-temporal-autoeroticism by david bunn December 14, 2004

austerian

austerian, n.; pl. austerians. Pejorative. A person who advocates austerity, that is, cutting government expenditures, particularly social expenditures, in an effort to cut governmental deficits. (A comic formation based on the word "austerity" blended with the word "Austrian," since austerity policies are associated with the "Austrian School of Economics")

austerian, adj.: of or pertaining to policies advocated by austerians or to austerians themselves.

From AmericaBlog, by Gaius Publius, Feb. 2, 2013:

Noun: "Paul Krugman’s recent column looks at the romance between the “austerians” — the promoters of austerity for economically troubled nations — and the need to inflict pain to get economic gain."

Adjective: "Then he Krugman pivots to austerian attempts to find an example of occasions when austerity policies have been successful

austerian by metrodorus February 11, 2013