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autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.
Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger
That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.
autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Autophotographer 

A person who is obsessed with taking their own pictures for the purpoe of posting them on MySpace, Facebook, etc.
I told my parents that I was changing my Major, and that now I want to be an Autophotographer.
When something is generally positive, even though not knowing the implications.
A: Hey guys, what do you think is better: Product A or Product B.
B: Product B = autohot.
autohot by gmobile January 28, 2015

Autothot 

Any thots, lower ranking than thotimus prime, that follow thotimus prime and take any orders from her.
Guy 1: Look! It's thotimus prime!
Guy 2: Yah! And she's joined by her autothots
Autothot by Whovianmastr December 1, 2017

autoshotty 

The term used as a nickname for the Benelli M4 (M1014) shotgun (also called the "XM1014") in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. The term 'autoshotty' is used because the shotgun is semi-automatic, and thus the shotgun can shoot at a higher rate of fire than that of other shotguns.
"I just got killed by a guy with an autoshotty! He's at connector."
"Can someone buy me an autoshotty? I feel like wrecking these n00bs."
autoshotty by AutoSniperDude November 15, 2016