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Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

autocorrected 

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.
Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
autocorrected by dRe420 December 9, 2010

Autocorrect 

Fuck autocorrect
Fuck autocorrect
Autocorrect by Fuck autocorrect October 7, 2019
Soft ice cream. Soft ice cream dispenser. Used extensively within the US Navy and USMC to describe both the ice cream and the ice cream dispenser on board ships.
Let's go to the Frosty-Freeze and get some Autodog. The autodog is no longer in service. How about some autodog for dessert?
Autodog by Nordmann28 September 22, 2011

Autobot Jazz 

The most smooth transformer there is. He likes what these Earth cats are playing. it got beat.
" Do it with style or don't bother doing it."-Autobot Jazz
Autobot Jazz by Kantorex February 17, 2021

Autonomic 

A style of drum & bass (usually around 170bpm) devised by music heavyweights dBridge (of Bad Company) and Instra:Mental. The style of music fuses drum & bass with many other genres such as ambient, 80's and soundscape. The style has now become increasingly popular due to the podcast series and many artists from different genres have begun creating Autonomic based music. These include Skream, Actress, Lowtec, Spectrasoul, Indigo, Synkro & Joe Seven.
Exampes of artists producing the Autonomic sound include dBridge, ASC, Consequence, They Live, Instra:mental, Scuba, Code 3, Dan Habernam, Vaccine etc.
Autonomic by Obey. May 2, 2011