Jul 30 Word of the Day
A kid in my class is a water slapper
by jgyhsref January 22, 2020
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A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!
by do it fgt  November 16, 2011
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The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.
Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!
by franchise88 November 13, 2011
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1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.
1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Man 1: That's the shit!
by Tsoran May 15, 2014
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At fault for word(s):

It’s an assist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. It’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. This single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your arsenal of doubt or direct conversation.
Texter 1:yo you bringin the whore over.

Texter 2: WTF?

Texter 1: Damn you AUTO-CORRECT, I meant to say "it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities."
by StyleDogg October 28, 2011
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