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autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.
Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
autoincorrect by JenBurger July 10, 2016

autoincomp 

To automatically assume someone is incompetent, based on what they did and / or what they said, as opposed to autocomp, which is to automatically assume someone is competent based on who they are, their title, or position.

Another form of radical skepticism along with autohoax, which is the opposite of autobelieve. Term is particularly applicable to those presenting mainstream media news, as well as a great many politicians and corporate leaders.

To autoincomp is to not automatically consider someone competent and thus not automatically believe them, but instead utilize critical thinking to evaluate their competence based on what they actually did and / or actually said.
After thinking about what "expert" said, going to autoincomp them and assume they are incompetent and not believe it.

Autoincorrect

When the "Autocorrect" feature chooses incorrectly and changes your typing to a word you did not intend.
Autoincorrect (noun): The typing feature that invariably changes your intended word to something incorrect.
Autoincorrect, -ed, -ing (verb): The action of the "autocorrect" feature changing your typing to an incorrect word.
That word got autoincorrected!
That was an autoincorrect fail!
Ugh...autoincorrect!
Autoincorrect by FireWater! January 5, 2017

AutoINcorrect

n. A smartphone's (esp. one with a touch screen keyboard) ability to mangle slang terms or abbreviations.
John: Wait a minute, What? Bill had a baby?!? His text reads "Come to my baby party next Tuesday!"

Sarah: He obviously has his AutoINcorrect on, I think he meant to say "Come to my B-DAY party next Tuesday!" Stupid Iphone.
AutoINcorrect by DBBrooklyn January 19, 2010

autolieography 

A book of lies that a person writes about themself.
President Trump just wrote a book of lies regarding his own life and it is considered to be an autolieography.
autolieography by AnotherAlias February 24, 2019

autsling saw-face 

a person who is a mean, stuck up, pompus, jerk. Or someone who is just plain stupid and deserves to be curb stomped.
you ate my fries you autsling saw-face.