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A person who exerts strong control over others.

Tony Blair is an fucking autocratc

autocrat by TiK September 1, 2004

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Maternal Autocrat

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

Maternal Autocrat by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

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AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

AutoCranialOcularImpalation by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

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Autocracy

A political theory favoring unlimited authority by a single individual.

Going against wise intelligence, the president has himself led the country into war, placing our country into a TEMPORARY state of autocracy, him being the autocrat. This decision will cost American tax payers hundreds of billions of dollars.

Autocracy by Dlerell April 7, 2008

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Autocratic

Absolute control

Mko has an autocratic dick

Autocratic by Mko2001 June 9, 2018

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autograt

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.

The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."

autograt by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

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Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

Autocraphelia by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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