A blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a shit. When you suck and/or masturbate your dick; waiting for the climax to push the turd out. Gives an extra sense of stimulation.

yo meehan, go give yourself an autoblumpkin in your moms bathroom.

Autoblumpkin by The Meehan October 17, 2009

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Autoblumpkin

When you're taking a shit, and you give yourself a blowjob at the same time.

"Last night I was taking a huge dump, right? So to ease the pain a little bit, I gave myself an autoblumpkin. Best shit ever.

Autoblumpkin by Officer Dickhead July 28, 2016

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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