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An amazing person some people just need to give her a chance and see what a rebel she is, aulbany is; sporty, nice, sassy, everything u could think of in a good way. She doesn’t give up on a challenge, her competitor is a piece of pie to compete with in her world. She may not get on well with some people but you can’t hate someone forever
“Aulbany is nice in every single way I think I want to be her friend!”
aulbany by aulbany May 17, 2018
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New Albany Smore 

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
New Albany Smore by Hite May 8, 2011
Cool architecture, nice parks, daily this city gets very boring, if you are bored by everyone being a bully and people being cliquey. The nights can be ok- just don’t ever go by yourself here in the capital region.
Rachel Ray and Nathan Lane made it out of Albany and you can too
Albany by Human_spirit July 19, 2018

Albany High School 

Located in Albany, New York. Notorious for knife fights and brawls. However, most Albany Highers will defend their school passionately -- they feel perfectly safe.

A large, urban school, AHS is extremely diverse, with students from over 200 different nations. It is perhaps because of its diversity and size (although no one is quite sure of the actual number of AHS students) that Albany High is a place where students feel free to be themselves instead of feeling pressure to conform to any social standards.

While perhaps not the highest-rated school academically, Albany offers a wide array of AP classes and has just recently introduced the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) for students seeking a well-rounded and universal program of study. Albany High also has dozens of clubs and activities open to all students.
A: Man, you go to Albany High School? How do you survive?!?
B: Pshaw! It's not so bad. All you gotta do is make sure you avoid the Freshman Academy!

Albany Cock Ring

When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.
Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.
Albany Cock Ring by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009

Albany Academy for Girls 

A square-shaped edifice which is about as candy-free as it is substance-free. Established in 1814, this institution is highly devoted to the health of its students, which would explain the diet mayo and confiscation of white bread: not to mention the embargo on flip-flops, as they are an obvious fire hazard. And, of course, physical education takes absolute priority: seniors who cannot write an adequate paper for PE because they have to "study for APs" are clearly not qualified to graduate.

Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.
In the Albany Academy for Girls, always remember that gym is a room, not a class.
The number ONE party place to chill, where 16 years old go to Paulies and the Post, while any legal drinker heads to WT's for their awesomely amazing wings and 85 cent beers at happy hour. Quite the college town where cabs are 3 bucks a head, girls wear tank tops and flipflops in the middle of the dead winter, you can buy pizza at 4AM, chalk your id and expect the bouncer to not only let you in but complement the fine art. Every other person who goes to Albany is either from NYC and LI and don't understand the difference between Upstate and Western NY, wear abercrombie and hollister with their tims. You wonder why people play in the water on fountain day when you obviously see snow on the ground, can't remember why you came here, except for the fact that you couldn't make Cornell or NYU and wanted to save money. Actually, you had no choice, but you read enough about the school in Princeton Review. The public bus makes its own schedule when you need it on weekends, and your car stays in its parking spot until the snow starts to melt in april. You envy those who live in the mustard complex with their heat and free laundry, but your lottery number is well over a 1000 so you head downtown, where you can never sleep, occasionally have your car towed or hit by another driver, and take advantage of the location by becoming a local at cagneys, chubby's, sadies, or stonecrow. You don't understand "downtown" past Quail street until you become 21 and venture off to Lark and S. Pearl. Ahh, this is ALBANY for you.
I've got 8 dollars and need to get smashed, that's cover cab, cover, and drinks in Albany!
albany by Lola February 19, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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