Lola's definitions

beardra

The most talented and beautiful drag queen in the world who happens to have a glorious beard.

Beardra is the real bidness

by lola November 21, 2021

Baxter

A Baxter is the character in every romantic comedy who is the "sensible" choice. He/she is the current boyfriend/fiance of one of the main characters, who gets left at the altar/airport/wedding rehearsal when the main character realizes she's in love with the unpredictable passionate romantic interest.

"..the minute you see them, you know they're wrong, ... The instant they walk on the screen, they give you some information that immediately makes the audience turn to the person sitting next to them and say, 'He's wrong for her. It'll never work out.” --Michael Showalter--

"That insurance agent she's dating is so responsible and dull. He's a total Baxter."

aka Bill Pullman in Sleepless in Seattle, Patrick Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama, Ducky in Pretty in Pink, Cary Elwes in Liar Liar, Greg Kinnear and Parker Posey in You've Got Mail.

by Lola June 17, 2006

Pusseta

what a man cannot live without

man: babie girl...i cant live without your pusseta
woman: i knew that

by lola June 7, 2005

make love

when i naked man and a naked woman go together and have sex... usually ends up with a baby in 9 months! (rembember it only happens when they are in love)

jo and beth made love on the cruse and had a baby boy 9 months later

by lola May 13, 2005

a man's thingy

a dick, the sex matiene, a hary object used to make a woman pregnant, the woman's favorate thing!

jo put his dick up lizzy's vagina

by lola May 13, 2005

releiveal

over it, done with it, completely fed up with something

i am in a mood, and it is releiveal

by Lola May 13, 2005

tillamook

A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!

Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.

Tillamook is really, really, really boring.

by Lola May 1, 2005