Lola's definitions

Baxter

A Baxter is the character in every romantic comedy who is the "sensible" choice. He/she is the current boyfriend/fiance of one of the main characters, who gets left at the altar/airport/wedding rehearsal when the main character realizes she's in love with the unpredictable passionate romantic interest.

"..the minute you see them, you know they're wrong, ... The instant they walk on the screen, they give you some information that immediately makes the audience turn to the person sitting next to them and say, 'He's wrong for her. It'll never work out.” --Michael Showalter--

"That insurance agent she's dating is so responsible and dull. He's a total Baxter."

aka Bill Pullman in Sleepless in Seattle, Patrick Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama, Ducky in Pretty in Pink, Cary Elwes in Liar Liar, Greg Kinnear and Parker Posey in You've Got Mail.

by Lola June 17, 2006

Pusseta

what a man cannot live without

man: babie girl...i cant live without your pusseta
woman: i knew that

by lola June 7, 2005

usc

University of Southern California. And the amount of UCLA kids slamming the school clearly proves their own insecurity.

Hey Jill, I'm so excited to have gotten into USC! Everyone there is fun, brilliant, and gorgeous!

by Lola April 13, 2005

Maxx

Worst smelling condoms imaginable.

Don't use one of those Maxx's Julie, they stink!

by Lola April 14, 2005

ex-best friend

what you say to someone when you just get in a fight with them and you try to make it up so u say this

Hey ex-best friend lori

by lola April 14, 2005

tillamook

A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!

Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.

Tillamook is really, really, really boring.

by Lola May 1, 2005

beardra

The most talented and beautiful drag queen in the world who happens to have a glorious beard.

Beardra is the real bidness

by lola November 21, 2021