auitoi

Someone who lacks the ability of feminine touch

The guy is auitoi

by DonDon Armstong February 13, 2022

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

by JenBurger July 10, 2016

Autoimmune disease

Pretty much pressing the “self destruct button” on your body

Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*

Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.

by Peanuts b December 11, 2018

autoincomp

To automatically assume someone is incompetent, based on what they did and / or what they said, as opposed to autocomp, which is to automatically assume someone is competent based on who they are, their title, or position.

Another form of radical skepticism along with autohoax, which is the opposite of autobelieve. Term is particularly applicable to those presenting mainstream media news, as well as a great many politicians and corporate leaders.

To autoincomp is to not automatically consider someone competent and thus not automatically believe them, but instead utilize critical thinking to evaluate their competence based on what they actually did and / or actually said.

After thinking about what "expert" said, going to autoincomp them and assume they are incompetent and not believe it.

by Gary Seven / Supervisor 194 January 27, 2021

Autointervention

To bring to light an addiction of automobiles.

To bring together family and friends to help a car addicted person see that they have too many cars.

Hey dude, you live alone, you have a two car garage and you have 5 cars! And you tell me that you are looking for another Hummer!

Dude you need an autointervention!!

by BobNJ July 15, 2010

Autoirontic

When someone is amused at how they're being cleverly ironic, but no one else gets it. Almost always triggered by significant alcohol consumption, when the imbiber becomes convinced they're cross-channeling Socrates and Robin Williams. Some unfortunate souls have been known to suffer from this condition permanently - avoid making eye contact with these people.

As the night of drinking went on, Joe eventually cleared the bar of all his friends but he didn't seem to notice. His autoirontic banter kept him laughing at his 'witty' observations all on his own.

"Do we have to invite Joe to go out drinking with us? Two cocktails and he gets autoirontic, and I'm tired of having to put up him thinking he's being funny and insightful - it's embarrassing"

by word burgler June 26, 2018

autoical illusion

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.

ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"

by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010