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Audiocloak 

A type of person who only texts in the chat to reply to someone's message saying something completely retarded.
He is such an audiocloak we should just ban him.
Audiocloak by Cor4 April 11, 2023

Audiobook 

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.
Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."

autoblography

Writing about oneself in the form of a blog.
He's updating his autoblography on a weekly basis.
autoblography by SWW April 20, 2006

audiobook 

the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed
Gary: Is Dan sleeping

Tanner: Nope, he's just listening to an audiobook
audiobook by IseeBabiesBeingBorn February 27, 2011

Audiocognate

When a word from another language sounds, but doesn't look like what it is in English, or vice versa
1: "Парк"
2: "Park"
3: Is that an audiocognate I hear?
Audiocognate by A man bun February 21, 2018

audiobook 

Someone who loves the best audio quality possible.
Yo man, I'mma audiobook, i gotta hook my car up with these subs!
audiobook by YoFatMamma November 1, 2010