Audiomog
When someone unintentionally asserts dominance through sound while pissing. Usually occurs when one male is already using a urinal or toilet and another walks in and unleashes an absurdly loud, high-pressure stream, instantly “mogging” the first male with acoustic maculinity. The louder, more aggressive stream wins the encounter.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.
Example 1:
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).
Audiomog by Crustaceanmogged March 14, 2026
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