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HasanAbi's audience 

A group of people pays someone called "HasanAbi" to hate or cause trouble in Twitch chat.
I would never mod for HasanAbi's audience
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Pipstar's Audience 

The audience is pretty cool, they do things, just like the communist system, and people that don't support quote 115 are fatherless

Audience silenced 

When you speak so intelligent and fluent with words, they is no action to upstruct because your life lived is subsequently absurd.
It don’t take but a few words and I’ll leave any audience silenced

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. 

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

serial audience 

People who unintentually recieve a message that was not intended for them. Or they recieve a message indirectly.
Marlena recieved an email from John to show him how bad the spelling is in an email. He is a serial audience because the point of the email was not ment foe him.

YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!

Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."

audience of one 

focusing our performance--what we do, say, think... or not, so as to be acceptable to one person, individual or deity
Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.
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