Attention: Deficit 

The most anticipated album of 2009. The major debut album for DMV rapper Wale.

Executive Producer: Mark Ronson

The first single released was "Chllin" by Wale ft. Lady Gaga
Other artists on album: Jazmine Sullivan, Q-Tip, Chrisette Michele, John Mayer, Mos Def, and many more...

GET YOURS.

DC chillin.. PG chillin... my name Wale and I came to get it...
-"Chillin" off of Attention: Deficit

Attention: Deficit by DMV Resider March 21, 2009

attention deficit disorder

Acronym form: ADD.
A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.

Person with short attention span: "Hey, show me some respect! I have ADD, you know!"

Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."

attention deficit disorder by aaronak October 29, 2004

attention deficit vagina 

any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.

Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick

attention deficit vagina by Nurak K. June 9, 2008

attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) 

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.

Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!

attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) by Granuppie January 13, 2010

attention deficit disorder

Attention Deficit Disorder, or ADD is a psychological term currently applied to anyone who meets the DSM IV diagnostic criteria for impulsivity, and/or inattention. The diagnostic criteria are subjective and include behavior which might be caused by a wide variety of factors, ranging from brain defects to allergies to giftedness. ADD, as currently defined, is a highly subjective description, not a specific disease.

Thav AKA Andrew is a prime example of ADD.

Dude man, you're so hyper you must have the attention deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder by http://tinypic.com/r/29axqpy/3 September 2, 2009

Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) 

A form of Attention Deficit in which suffers zone out while listening to the radio, only to be jolted back to consciousness when a truly awful song has hit the radio or their playlist. While this often occurs in a public audio forum of some sort – in an office cubicle, at party they are hosting, or in the car on a date; acute embarrassment is also experienced by those listening to a personal device through headphones, or listening to music while alone.

More typical still, is that the song is more than halfway through before the ADRD sufferer realizes – heightening the feeling of embarrassment or confusion at having been caught listening to Richard Marx/Vanilla Ice/Journey/Ricky Martin/The Baha Men, the Electric Slide, or country and western music for a number of minutes.

It should be pointed out that triggers for ADRD vary widely person to person, and clique to clique.

John knew his Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) had again affected his chance of being taken seriously at work - he didn't realize until his boss was walking past his cubicle, that Smoke Two Joints by Sublime was cranking on his speakers.

Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) by therealdealy February 1, 2009

attention deficit hyperlink disorder 

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.

"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."

attention deficit hyperlink disorder by www.eatnails.net September 3, 2011