attacne

attack of acne

I've got all this attacne on my chin and my date is tomorrow!

attacne by capnsmartass July 8, 2011

I feel personally attacked 

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.

New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."

I feel personally attacked by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

No strings attached 

Having only sex with someone and nothing else but that. No hanging out unless it’s to fuck

Girl: let’s fuck. No strings attached though
Boy: sounds good
Ex
Boy: wanna go to the movies instead

Girl: nah I’m good. No dick no hangout.

Boy: oh

No strings attached by Tidepods January 24, 2018

Attacked 

Relatable. When you relate hardcore to something someone just said or showed you. Usually meaning "I feel attacked" but light hearted and jokingly

Friend: "Check out this meme that hits too close to your insecurities."
Me: "Attacked"

Attacked by MaimieJeenach August 30, 2019

attached at the hip 

Two people who are always around each other, whom you never see one without the other.

James and Kelsey are attached at the hip; you can never seem to find them alone.

attached at the hip by panzercannon01 October 1, 2010

Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Yet another meme that has spawned due to the Creepy-ass competition entry sent in by a girl called Laina. Justin Bieber set up a competition asking all fans to enter in their own entries of his song 'Boyfriend', with new lyrics and such. Laina played the role of an overly attached girlfriend, who sings creepy lyrics and doesn't blink once throughout the whole video. Although a parody, this inspired a meme with her face featured in it. It usually ''compliments'' a number of creepy things a Overly Attached Girlfriend would say.

Overly Attached Girlfriend. 'It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google says it only takes 12. Who is she?''

Overly Attached Girlfriend. by Bolognese July 3, 2012