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Athlonophobia 

An irrational fear of AMD Athlon Central Processing Units (CPUs). Often unfairly used to describe Intel enthusiasts, but extends to users of other AMD CPUs.
He didn't acquire an Athlon for his low-end gaming build? What an athlonophobe.
Buying Intel products is a sure sign of athlonophobia.
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Line of computer processors manufactured by Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) to compete with Intel's Pentium family of computer processors. Considered by many to offer better performance for the money spent on them, though Intel fans claim the same of Intel's products.
Do I buy myself an Athlon XP or a Pentium IV system?
Athlon by Anonymous August 12, 2003
A good range of CPUs (Processors) manufactured by AMD.
Athlon XP are common. They offer outstanding performance for the low price you pay.
I purchased a Athlon today, they're good value!
Athlon by Akumas November 11, 2003
1. A CPU manufactured by the company AMD. AMD's new Athlon 64 CPUs are absolutely awesome in performance.

2. A member of the ES5 and EarthReator forums who is loyal to the P2P community and who's best interest at heart is to help users stay safe from the FASCIST RIAA/MPAA and to contribute to the P2P community.
1. You got an Athlon 64 3800 CPU. Wow you have the best computer out of anyone I know!

2. I am loyal to and stick close to the ES5 and ER community. It is a great group of members who are supportive of each other and contributing to the P2P community.
Athlon by The Real Athlon September 2, 2004
-A fast computer processor
-A spammer

See AMD and SharePro
Athlon is a earthstation 5 spammer
Athlon by kight August 14, 2004
The best processor EVER created.

The rivals of the shitty company, Intel.
Athlon's rock!

Dude, you're getting an ATHLON!
Athlon by Oracle99 January 29, 2003
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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