Dessie 

A beautiful, tiny woman who doubles as portable entertainment. A good person inside and out. She love's pink and puppies. More energy per square inch than any other human in existence. She's the bees' knees.

"That Dessie, she's a firecracker!"

Dessie by Dilophosaurusrar February 4, 2010

Dessie 

Dessie small short girl who loves to be independent and dose things on her own will.

Dessie's can be crazy in there own ways

Dessie by Rkekemeniendkendnmdndkd December 29, 2018

Dessie 

A some-what skilled boxer who preys on young, female teens who are intoxicated. Also likes to fight those smaller and weaker than he.

Fred: Who's going tonight?
Mike: Me, you and Dessie.
Fred :Shit, better keep an eye on your little sis man!

Dessie by JuanOneWon May 17, 2008

dessie 

n. of russian descent,

a russian pimp, innovator of poooosey,

see also russian concusion

dessie call them bitches a pooosey on vent.

dessie by b-Love January 4, 2005

dessie 

Male Genitalia, otherwise known as the penis.
Or cock

I so got her last night with my dessie.

I love it when she sits on top of my dessie!

Ow, my dessie!

dessie by Ow my Jordan January 13, 2008

Dessie G

The greatest man on earth. Men want to be him women want to get with him.

Using msn:

Random: OMG!!! URE SO COOL BRUV sup
Dessie g: Go away im busy

Dessie G by Dessie g fan April 11, 2005

Dessert shame 

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

Dessert shame by Mrmacho June 28, 2015