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It’s an alastick band from the hand to the knee
Dude my atendin isn’t stretching properly
atendin by Atendin March 10, 2018
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attending-level car 

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money
med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.

Attending a Nuisance Party 

A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.
In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!

maybe attending 

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."
Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*
maybe attending by LRay is King April 17, 2011

Attending A Magic Course 

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship
Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........

snoop dogg intern/resident/attending 

a doctor in scrubs who looks suspicously like snoop dogg, wants to know where his hoes at and wishes people would call him by his real name rodney
snoop dogg intern/resident/attending:"i wish people would call me rodney"

2nd Amending the 1st Amendment 

To use free speech suppression on people that don't conform to Fringe Gun nut ideals and/or view points on the internet.
Such acts include

-Harassing bloggers in the comments sections with nasty remarks
-vote gaming on news sharing sites like reddit
-attacking anyone that dares question Gunnut logic
-Doxxing people that don't agree with the Gun Nut view point
Not like what they saw the arm chair 2nd amendment crowd commenced 2nd Amending the 1st Amendment to silence critics on news sites
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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