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asxdcfvbnmasdfghjuytgrfdsxcvbnmk 

my wife said if i dont stop playing these games she'd slam ,y head into the key board im pretty sure she just joki-asxdcfvbnmasdfghjuytgrfdsxcvbnmk

asxfghjkl 

The nicest way to greet someone
Guy 1: asxfghjkl my dudes
asxfghjkl by .Zero. April 26, 2022
Professional Fortnite Gamer! World-Class Human rights activist! too good at fortnite
Dang Asxzi is so good at fortnite
asxzi by oogabooganvq April 23, 2020

.asxqtro 

An amazing person with 1.8k people following them
Someone: have you heard of .asxqtro
Someone2: yes i did theyre amazing
.asxqtro by .asxqtroFan August 31, 2021
The existence of infinity with a flavour of being a compassionate savior
Asxem the Homie.
Asxem by Gabadabado November 22, 2021

asxp_adriannn 

Asxp_adriannn is the most handsome man you will ever meet. He loves talking to others and gives the best advice out there. Be careful though he is known for playing girls if he feels they aren’t the one. He is very jealous and has a hard time getting used to girls having guy friends. He is overall a great person.
asxp_adriannn is so cool I want to be like him
asxp_adriannn by Awesomeguy1365 November 28, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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