Astrozist is a YouTuber who is extremely homosexual and very depressed. Also known as Astrocuck and Assblaster, this YouTuber is the mind behind hits such as; Anime Review, hahaa funny meme, and he is a fellow gamer. Astrozist hates racism and he loves all ethnicities.
Jim: Hey what are you watching?
Tom: I’m watching Astrozist.
Jim: Wow, you must be gay or depressed if you watch his videos.
The name of someone who lifts you up when you're down, someone who can see the good in you, even if you can't yourself. An Astrozit is the ideal friend, the name of someone who's affection and kindness knows no bounds. Everybody wishes they had an Astrozit in their life
"Look, there comes Astrozit!"
"Aww, Astrozit's a realcutie, ain't he?"
"I wanna give Astrozit a massive hug!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'