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‘Celebratory’ Assembly
Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012
asnem
The opposite of mensa.
If you are mensa, you have an IQ in the top 2% of the world. However, if you are asnem, you have an IQ in the bottom 2% of the world. In other words, you're dumb. Typically used as an adjective.
Pronounced ass-nem.
If you are mensa, you have an IQ in the top 2% of the world. However, if you are asnem, you have an IQ in the bottom 2% of the world. In other words, you're dumb. Typically used as an adjective.
Pronounced ass-nem.
A: Why do Black people call each other Monica? Like 'What's good Monica'?
B: Lol. Monica you asnem af.
B: Lol. Monica you asnem af.
asnem by 360noscope420blazeit June 12, 2019
covidiot assembler
A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.
covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020
Danish Tent Assembly
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.
Danish Tent Assembly by FordLimbo March 14, 2011
Assembling the Gustav
At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -
'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
ex. 2 -
"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
ex. 2 -
"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
Assembling the Gustav by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
asembuengua
another word describing an african american, derived from the movie The Lion King. "Ahh Sembuengua" in the circle of life.
asembuengua by iamlindseyt January 17, 2009