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A person who dreams of being an astronaut, but never becomes one :(
Oh little Timmy? He turned out to be an astro-not
astro-not by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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Though not "technically" an astronaut, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real astronaut.
While I wish my boyfriend was an astro-not, I had to settle for an astronaut.
Astro-not by therealRCI January 8, 2017

astronot 

some one who definitely does not work for nasa and is not an astronaut.
Hi I'm Bent, Clarke Bent and and I'm an Astronot, I do not work for Nasa and have never in my life been anywhere on near or even close to the moon. No No I'm actually unemployed.
astronot by Clark Bent September 9, 2011

Astronot 

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.
In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.
Astronot by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Astronot 

Derogatory term used by flerfs (flat earthers) to describe astronauts.
Flerf: Those astroNOTS are suspended on wires on the fake iss!
Me: Really? Where are they?
Flerf: ...good question.
Astronot by IDEMANDSUCC July 30, 2021

AstroNOT 

A person who typically has no aeronautics formal training yet is well versed and informed on the subject of space exploration; especially when it deals with historical space missions. A NASA mascot, fanboy, space themed social media influencer (i.e. - TikTok, Instagram)
The TikTok AstroNOT makes informative videos on space and astronauts, yet has never been to space & is NOT employed by NASA.
AstroNOT by TikTok AstroNOT August 2, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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