Astro-chan

Tentacle Queen, and God's gift to humanity. I love her with all of my heart, plus some. (Which would mean that I am in some kind of debt.)

See: Perfection, Pwnage, God, or something else along those lines.

I love Astro-chan. She is so cool. I'm not even anywhere near worthy of her presence.

Urbandictionary.com refuses to publish my awesome definition of Astro-chan.

Astro-chan by Tentacle Pimp December 1, 2004

Astro-chan

The president of Astro Soc (look up) 2010-2011. A notorious lightweight, who gets completely lashed on half a beer. A truly excellent person, and one who is worthy of worship. Stands at about 90cm, and is ably assisted by the Astro-palmer.

Are you going to Astro Soc tonight?

I'm not sure. Is the Astro-chan going to be there?

Astro-chan by EdChan2011 June 2, 2011

The Astrachan 

The act of licking ones own genitalia, especially while under a great deal of peer pressure to perform said act.

Jacob: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Ben: I'll only do it if you call me legend.
*performs The Astrachan*
Jacob: Awwww that's nasty, man!
Brian: Shit, I missed it, do it again!

The Astrachan by coolcalmpete May 14, 2011

astrocancerchilling 

A term for people whose lifes are based on League of Legends, used to describe the act of resting.

Normal person: Hey, what's up man?

Mentally ill league player: nt mch, im astrocancerchilling. oh btw, get c, kys, L9, pisslow, random.

Normal person: *why am I talking to an ill person?*

astrocancerchilling by friendly_gamer332 December 23, 2023