Astro-chan

Tentacle Queen, and God's gift to humanity. I love her with all of my heart, plus some. (Which would mean that I am in some kind of debt.)

See: Perfection, Pwnage, God, or something else along those lines.

I love Astro-chan. She is so cool. I'm not even anywhere near worthy of her presence.

Urbandictionary.com refuses to publish my awesome definition of Astro-chan.

Astro-chan by Tentacle Pimp December 1, 2004

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Astro-chan

The president of Astro Soc (look up) 2010-2011. A notorious lightweight, who gets completely lashed on half a beer. A truly excellent person, and one who is worthy of worship. Stands at about 90cm, and is ably assisted by the Astro-palmer.

Are you going to Astro Soc tonight?

I'm not sure. Is the Astro-chan going to be there?

Astro-chan by EdChan2011 June 2, 2011

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The Astrachan

The act of licking ones own genitalia, especially while under a great deal of peer pressure to perform said act.

Jacob: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Ben: I'll only do it if you call me legend.
*performs The Astrachan*
Jacob: Awwww that's nasty, man!
Brian: Shit, I missed it, do it again!

The Astrachan by coolcalmpete May 14, 2011

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astrocancerchilling

A term for people whose lifes are based on League of Legends, used to describe the act of resting.

Normal person: Hey, what's up man?

Mentally ill league player: nt mch, im astrocancerchilling. oh btw, get c, kys, L9, pisslow, random.

Normal person: *why am I talking to an ill person?*

astrocancerchilling by friendly_gamer332 December 23, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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