astronot

some one who definitely does not work for nasa and is not an astronaut.

Hi I'm Bent, Clarke Bent and and I'm an Astronot, I do not work for Nasa and have never in my life been anywhere on near or even close to the moon. No No I'm actually unemployed.

by Clark Bent September 9, 2011

Astronot

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.

In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Astronot

Derogatory term used by flerfs (flat earthers) to describe astronauts.

Flerf: Those astroNOTS are suspended on wires on the fake iss!
Me: Really? Where are they?
Flerf: ...good question.

by IDEMANDSUCC July 30, 2021

AstroNOT

A person who typically has no aeronautics formal training yet is well versed and informed on the subject of space exploration; especially when it deals with historical space missions. A NASA mascot, fanboy, space themed social media influencer (i.e. - TikTok, Instagram)

The TikTok AstroNOT makes informative videos on space and astronauts, yet has never been to space & is NOT employed by NASA.

by TikTok AstroNOT August 2, 2022

Astronomia

The thing that happens when you're about to die.

Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*

by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astronominalogical

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.

Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.

by nadja m February 28, 2020