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assdiving 

Moving fast down snowy slope on your ass. Way of freetime activity/sport especially in Czech and Slovak republic. Important is hard or icy snow crust for fluent movement and joy from ride. Official assdiving community exist only in Czech republic. No sexual meaning.
That guy/girl is assdiver. She likes assdiving. That was a good assdive! (ride down the snowy hill)
assdiving by the assdiver February 28, 2012
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Assdicting 

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.
A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.
Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""
Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

assviking 

like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass
the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered
assviking by dsg August 22, 2003
adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely
I was an asspiring writer once.
asspiring by DianeF November 13, 2007

Assdigging

The act of reaching into one's asshole with one's finger.
Joe is a proctologist. He is specialized in assdigging.
Assdigging by DTST December 17, 2008
verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.
I was an asspiring writer once.
asspiring by Rhiana October 26, 2007