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Assterburners 

When your asshole burns after taking a shit
Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

Assterroids 

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.
Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.
Assterroids by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

assteroid 

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.
Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.
assteroid by harry flashman July 13, 2003

ASSteroids 

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.
From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.
ASSteroids by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011

assteroid 

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
assteroid by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

Assteroid 

Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!
Assteroid by chunihan February 14, 2013
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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